Microsoft Technical Help?

Dear

Microsoft Technical Support,

I desperately need some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to

Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors

and also took

up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the

product

brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs

and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other

system

activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no

longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate

Saturday

Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I

cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run

any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to

Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

With regards,

(Ullu

No.1)

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THE REPLY:

Dear customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a

basic misunderstanding. Many men

upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is

merely a

UTILITIES %26 ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING

SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be

able to purge

Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not